Fuck me it takes too much out of life to make it the way it said on the back of the box.
I feel sometimes like I want a refund but it would make the angels cry; what a savage bunch.
First its the cabbage they fling in your face, its nasty but you gotta eat it; for your teeth you know.
Then its puff plastic wrap candy or "seizure for a dollar" that they're spooning into you making it seem like Dubai got shy all of a sudden.